It’s a lot to take in.
Room for an enormous payload. Because nobody ever asked for a smaller package.
THE WORLD’S ADVANCED NETWORKING
GATEWAYOBSERVATION NO. 069
Big WANG.
Little latency.
Faster. Harder. Longer.
A deeply unserious network with some
seriously good connections.
Standing by. Firmly.
A browser simulation. The only thing getting stressed is the metaphor.
FIG. 01
THE WET NETWORK
DEEP CONNECTIONS
THE WET NETWORK
GLOBAL CONNECTIONS / SIMULATED TRAFFICBrisbane based. Globally suggestive.
VITAL SIGNSALL READINGS SIMULATED
CURRENT THROUGHPUT6.9GbpsComfortably above average.
PERCEIVED LATENCY0.69msArrives when you do. Almost.
EMOTIONAL UPTIME99.9%WANG never goes down.*
THE OBSERVATORY / FULL-SYSTEM STRESS RELIEF
A very
A very
physical layer.
Two switches. One generously proportioned uplink. Send packets through the glass, then push your connection past the point of polite.
BROWSER SIMULATION.
REAL COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.
REAL COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.
WANGNET / FULL-DUPLEX TEST BEDLINK UP. ZIP DOWN.
FICTIONAL THROUGHPUT6.9Gbps
- PRESSURE
- 0%
- COMPOSURE
- INTACT. FOR NOW.
UNREASONABLE CAPACITY. CURRENTLY BEHAVING.13 SECONDS. FIVE STAGES OF DENIAL. ONE EXTREMELY LARGE
TOWEL.
01 / THE PROTOCOLENGINEERED TO RAISE EYEBROWS
Serious hardware.
Questionable intentions.
Some networks play hard to get.
Ours is open to a deeper connection.
Bring your own cable. We’ll make it weird.
Practice safe SYN.
Wrap your packets. Protect your ports. The only thing we leave exposed is the innuendo.
In it for the long haul.
Long sessions. Firm handshakes. A connection that doesn’t disappear after one good ping.
02 / THE HANDS-ON LABLOOKING IS GOOD. TOUCHING IS BETTER.
Get your hands on it.
Make a connection. Then get carried away.
Absolutely no need to clear your history.
MAKE A CONNECTIONUNATTACHED
Find your port.
A firm connection starts with a little exploration.
Slide it in. Find the sweet spot. Respect the limit.
JUST THE TIPPAST THE POINT OF POLITE
No connection. Just two lonely ports.
SYNSYN–ACKACKAWAITING CHEMISTRY
MANUAL HANDLING / YOU SET THE PACE.
Inside
the WANG.
You are the payload.
Slip into a fibre of light. Through the firewall. All the way to a very happy endpoint.
48 seconds. No hands required.Simulated ride / no real traffic
NO REAL PACKETS. NO ACTUAL PROBING. JUST EXCELLENT HAND–EYE COORDINATION.
03 / WORD OF MOUTHFICTIONAL PEOPLE. REAL ENTHUSIASM.
I came for the bandwidth.
I stayed because I couldn’t
get my cable out.
A very attached clientLong-term relationship. Short ethernet cable.
04 / WANG ACADEMY
Go deeper.
Go deeper.
Come out
qualified.
Big packet energy.
Actual small lessons.
0 OF 3 LESSONS COMPLETED
Your potential is showing.
01The three-way handshake.Surprisingly professional.
Before TCP gets intimate with your data, both ends introduce themselves: SYN, SYN–ACK, ACK. Three messages. Mutual acknowledgement. Basic manners.
Choose your opening move.
02Size matters. Flow matters more.It’s what you do with the pipe.
A big connection can still feel disappointing. End-to-end throughput is limited by the slowest link along the path. Yes, even if you bought the enormous router.
Show us you understand the plumbing.
03Protection before connection.Wrap it before you route it.
TLS encrypts data in transit and authenticates peers when configured correctly. It protects the connection. It does very little for the quality of your pickup lines.
A little protection goes a long way.
UNACCREDITED. UNNECESSARILY PROUD. ACTUALLY QUITE EDUCATIONAL.
05 / ONE LAST HANDSHAKETHE CONNECTION IS MUTUAL
Got pipe?
We’ve got WANG.
Open ports. Open minds.
A little less lag. A lot more innuendo.
ONE CABLE, THOUGH. THAT BIT’S IMPORTANT.